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Evil Dead 2

"...after all, I'm a man and your a woman. At least the last time I checked."

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August 19th, 2017
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"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"

August 18th, 2017
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"...What did I just say?" "You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords and shave your butt." "I said that?" "Yes."

August 17th, 2017
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"You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump. What hump?"

August 16th, 2017
Philadelphia Story
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"Only as it happens I'm not interested in myself for the moment. Not interested in yourself? You're fascinated, Red. You're far and away your favorite person in the world."

August 15th, 2017
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"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm that its caused me."

August 14th, 2017
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"...You included you with them. You could have said anybody, but you said you and them." "You really let this girl ruin your life, look at ya. She really did some job on ya, ya know how fucking nuts you are. Look what she did to you." "Did you fuck my wife?"...

August 13th, 2017
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"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase...give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet."

August 12th, 2017
Sundown
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"Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker."

August 11th, 2017
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"It all started when a young buck named Herbert Muntz saw the promise of a new life and staked his claim to it the old-fashioned way. He stole it from the Eskimos."

August 10th, 2017
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"...I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right to fuck in."

August 9th, 2017
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"You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient with better access to the internet." "It is faster, over five million..."

August 8th, 2017
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"Did you have a band?" "Yeah." "Good or bad?" "Who gives a shit, it's a great band, it's a bad band. It's like pizza, baby. It's good no matter what, there's music in the air!"

August 7th, 2017
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"Excuse me, what the hell is going on out here?"

August 6th, 2017
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"Okay, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? No. SO then you haven't seen everything."

August 5th, 2017
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"Ya know, before this is over I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy"

August 4th, 2017
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"...you may run like Mayes, but you hit like shit."

August 3rd, 2017
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"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is captain Jack Byrnes speaking." "Yay, daddy!" "We should be arriving at the Focker family residents at approximately O-nine-hundred hours."

August 2nd, 2017
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"I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return. Don't get in my way."

August 1st, 2017
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"Yeah, yeah I'm just sayin' we can stop, get pancakes, and get laid alright."

July 31st, 2017
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"...and since I'm going to be doing it holding my nose, I'm going to be doing it with one hand."

July 30th, 2017
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"Bingo"

July 29th, 2017
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"Come out come out, wherever you are."

July 28th, 2017
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"...can't you see, all around you, the dragon's breath."

July 27th, 2017
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"...We like to shit with the door open; talk about pussy; we go on riverboat gambling trips; make our own beef jerky! That's what we do! And now that is all wrecked..."

July 26th, 2017
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"I don't know how you know me, but umm...everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can just go ahead and jump back through the window, man. I won't tell nobody I saw you, cause I ain't really seen you. You know I'm blind. I got like cataracts, I mean ,umm contacts! I got stigmatism man, I can't see. I'm blind! Where you at? Where you at? See? Look. Where you at? huh?"

July 25th, 2017
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"...we just drove 2460 miles just for a little Roy Wally entertainment. The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

July 24th, 2017
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"Bond, James Bond."

July 23rd, 2017
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man."

July 22nd, 2017
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"...let me see your war face!" "Ahhhh!" "Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!" "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" "You don't scare me! Work on it!" "Sir, yes sir!"

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